"WOW, what a shitty deal. You run a blog and are getting a crap ton of hits from using "COY" And I KNEW HER from the internet, ALL TRUE FACTS! You're a peach."
Crap ton wouldn't be accurate, nor my motivation for writing, given this is my income.
I love when people accuse me of blogging about hot topics for money. Can anyone believe I've already made $3.55 this month? If I could find another hot topic right now and this keeps up, I could almost...almost... go to Starbuck's this afternoon.
What am I gonna do with all that money????? Oh, that's right, pay taxes on it first because they don't withhold, then I'm going to Disneyland!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to stand outside and look in unless any of you want to donate $500 to meet my kids in person! I'm kidding!