I didn't really care about turning 40, but I've been noticing a lot more wrinkles and my skin is getting like crepe paper on my neck. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, "Who is this?"
Then I saw this ad in the newspaper last week, featuring 48 year old Lisa Rinna of Melrose Place fame.
What in the world? She's only five years older than me and she's hawking diapers already??????? If she can afford to keep her lips big, can she not afford to get her bladder strung up like everyone else??????
Anyway, it must be all down hill from here. Happy birthday to me! Next stop incontinence.
Barb made me a delicious cake with Bailey's in it. YUMMY!!!
It's so warm here right now, Barb's roses have started blooming.
From the time I was a little girl, I always knew it was close to my birthday because it marks the beginning of Hotter Than Hell in the desert.
I don't take that personally but I wonder if they sell diaper swimsuits so I can keep swimming when I'm 48?
Happy Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle- and Happy Birthday to you.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteYa think wearing Depends will make us hotties again? Somehow I don't think so.
Happy Birthday! I'm 48, it's not so bad and no I don't wear diapers . . . . yet.
ReplyDeleteI guess all that Pilates didn't work for Lisa Rinna, so I'm screwed too!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday from the Exumas! I think you should hop a sea plane and join us to celebrate. There are lots of hiking trails, snorkeling sites, swimming, and we have lots and lots of RUM!! :)
Happy Birthday, Michele!!
ReplyDeleteThey say in the commercials that Lisa doesn't really need or wear them, she's just demonstrating that they are undetectable under clothing. Actually, I wonder if those flat butt ladies will want them just for the "enhancement?"
ReplyDeleteI think some rough vaginal births (mine were all instrument) do the most bladder damage, so maybe you don't have to worry about it? The tacking-up-the-bladder surgery is pretty awful and can have some serious after effects. Serves men right that they die sooner, IMHO.
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but they couldn't find a 60-year old woman to demonstrate the fit? Please!
I love how you're gazing at the cake. :)
ReplyDeleteMckDiaper is going coming to the Strip! :)
ReplyDeletePS. I'm a triplet mom too, and I love to read your blog!
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you are doing your kegels! (I'm doing them right now! - most action I've had in a week)
This is SOOO not meant to be mean, but I know you love Target and free samples. At Target right now you can get a free sample of the depends Lisa is wearing. What a bad way to start your birthday week.
ReplyDeletehttp://samples.target.com/?1
Happy Birthday!!.
ReplyDeleteI've got 5 years on you and I'm not wearing Depends yet. Though they would come in very handy during a juice fast!
I love the pics of the girls with Roses in their hair.
Kathy- I will totally go to Target and get a free sample. I'll even put them on and pose for a picture in a black dress. Ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteSo what was in the Penney's gift box?
ReplyDeleteVelour swimsuit?
A black shirt. Finally, something I'll wear!
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